Here's a quick question for you: What kind of INSANE person would turn down the opportunity to touch the goddess Kate Upton's chest region? OMG!!! You'd have to be completely out of your freaking mind! Or an American Airlines pilot. Though those two things are not mutually exclusive by any means.
What are we on about? Well, Kate The Great tweeted yesterday that her flight to New York was delayed - so she asked the pilot for some wings... and he said NO. Let's repeat that -- he said NOOOOO. WTF? Don't the pilots who give out the wings generally get to PIN THEM ON THE PERSON'S CHEST???
The dude (or dudette - really is there even a gal who would turn down the opportunity either?) was clearly a few bricks short of a load, five cans short of a six-pack, four quarters short of a dollar... you get the idea. Anyways, since we're already talking about "wings" and all of us are sure hoping Kate will soon earn her right to wear 'em during the Victoria's Secret fashion show - here's a wee gander at a few of her supermodel gal-pals sporting them: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr. Enjoy the views!
