HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE UPTON!!!
It was nineteen years ago today that Zeus sitting atop Mount Olympus realized he was tired of the goddesses Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis and Demeter and so created the goddess Kate Upton. He plucked a pair of stars out of the skies for her eyes, spun gold from a handful of sunshine for her hair, wove her skin from the finest silk and shaped her body with the neck of a swan and the legs of a gazelle. He filled her up with the sweetest sugars, most exotic fruits and aromatic spices then added the sparkle of diamonds, the softness of down and the warmth of a summer's day. And so today we have the perfect woman gracing this here planet, bringing us all the joy of her fun, fresh and unpretentious beauty every day. Happy Birthday Kate Upton. We sure hope it's as great as you are!
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| Kate Upton with her mother and grandmother |
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