You may not be aware of this, but back on Saturday April 30th, 2011, before all the hubbub of the White House Correspondents Dinner, we came THIS/CLOSE to paradise. But it all ended in bad news.
What are we on about? Well, the goddess Kate Upton lost her cell phone on Saturday afternoon. No that is not the bad news. That's the good news. The potentially GREAT news. Oh yeah, you know all the celebrity lost or stolen cell phone pictures the world enjoys all the time - like Vanessa Hudgens, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and on and on and on - well where do you think they come from? Lost or stolen cell phones naturally. So if Kate The Great lost her cell phone then there was suddenly the distinct possibility of some enterprising person finding it and releasing the pictures therein into the wild of the internet. Oh the mind boggles at the possibilities...
... pics of Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker in baby doll lingerie having a pillow fight!
... pics of Kate Upton and Genevieve Morton in baby doll lingerie having a pillow fight!
... pics of Kate, Brooklyn and Genevieve in baby doll lingerie having a pillow fight!
... hmmmm... there seems to be a theme here...
Anyways, then came the BAD NEWS. Kate Tweeted the following:
It reads: Thanks to grand cab #244 I got my phone back!!
Aaaaargh!!!! Really? The goddess loses her phone in the back of the cab of the ONE honest cabbie in the country*? Why? Oh why?... We're kidding of course! We don't want Kate losing her cell phone or having it stolen and we certainly don't want her privacy being grossly invaded by some nasty, soulless hacker. And that cabbie? Congratulations for doing the right and chivalrous thing! But still... for one brief shining moment we dared to dream of seeing things like...
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| NOT Kate Upton having a lingerie pillow fight with Brooklyn Decker and Genevieve Morton |
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